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        bo0n_nine
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        So, Imagine there was a wizard in your house who could use magic to do anything and solve one single problem for you? What would it be and what would he do?
         
        Posts: 1 | Registered: Nov 23, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        swschrad
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        get the freakin' fairies off their duffs and get them busy. the cleaning fairy has been at the bars for years. the plumbing fairy just sits on the couch all day, dropping ashes, watching Style and chuckling. the remodelling fairy is off someplace sniffing the contact cement. I tell ya, next time Tinkerbelle is in trouble, I'm going to spit and tell dirty jokes.


        sig: if this is a new economy, how come they still want my old-fashioned money?
         
        Posts: 4810 | Location: North Burbs, MN | Registered: Mar 14, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        Jaybee
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        I'd love for my house to wash and wax my truck while it sits in the garage.


        Jaybee
         
        Posts: 9160 | Location: Knoxville, Tennessee | Registered: Sep 27, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        Luxury Living Direct
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        A fresh clean, dirt free and clean sewage bathroom.
         
        Posts: 11 | Location: Santa Ana, CA | Registered: Nov 19, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        swschrad
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        ooh, dirt-free clean sewage! you have your wish! <= POOF! =>


        sig: if this is a new economy, how come they still want my old-fashioned money?
         
        Posts: 4810 | Location: North Burbs, MN | Registered: Mar 14, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        swschrad
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        don't complain if it didn't work, not all wizards specialize in that.


        sig: if this is a new economy, how come they still want my old-fashioned money?
         
        Posts: 4810 | Location: North Burbs, MN | Registered: Mar 14, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        nona
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        now if my house could keep my computer bug and spammer free and up to date, I'd be happy.BUT, if it had a direct tap to a brewery (free ) I'd be as happy as a pig in ---- (you know what )

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        Posts: 2340 | Location: florida | Registered: Sep 27, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        Cheryl_Jones
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        I wish I could have a breakfast nook in my house. Like the restaurant booth style. That would be great!
         
        Posts: 1 | Location: Denver | Registered: Nov 28, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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