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What do you wish your house could do?

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Nov 23, 2012, 12:14 PM
bo0n_nine
What do you wish your house could do?
So, Imagine there was a wizard in your house who could use magic to do anything and solve one single problem for you? What would it be and what would he do?
Nov 23, 2012, 12:47 PM
swschrad
get the freakin' fairies off their duffs and get them busy. the cleaning fairy has been at the bars for years. the plumbing fairy just sits on the couch all day, dropping ashes, watching Style and chuckling. the remodelling fairy is off someplace sniffing the contact cement. I tell ya, next time Tinkerbelle is in trouble, I'm going to spit and tell dirty jokes.


sig: if this is a new economy, how come they still want my old-fashioned money?
Nov 23, 2012, 02:31 PM
Jaybee
I'd love for my house to wash and wax my truck while it sits in the garage.


Jaybee
Nov 24, 2012, 08:03 AM
Luxury Living Direct
A fresh clean, dirt free and clean sewage bathroom.
Nov 24, 2012, 09:33 AM
swschrad
ooh, dirt-free clean sewage! you have your wish! <= POOF! =>


sig: if this is a new economy, how come they still want my old-fashioned money?
Nov 24, 2012, 09:34 AM
swschrad
don't complain if it didn't work, not all wizards specialize in that.


sig: if this is a new economy, how come they still want my old-fashioned money?
Nov 24, 2012, 03:12 PM
nona
now if my house could keep my computer bug and spammer free and up to date, I'd be happy.BUT, if it had a direct tap to a brewery (free ) I'd be as happy as a pig in ---- (you know what )

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Nov 28, 2012, 04:38 PM
Cheryl_Jones
I wish I could have a breakfast nook in my house. Like the restaurant booth style. That would be great!