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        Picture of GardenSprite
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        The level of spam bumping recently has increased to such a level that the SpamBumper Posters are getting injuries from all the spam clearing. Back, knee and arm aches, carpal tunnel syndrome, tendonitis, muscle sprains and strains, bruises and cuts have resulted from having to clear the boards of the prolific spam.

        Apparently DIY and Scripps are not going to do anything. We need something stronger than human spam bumpers.

        So an anonymous donor has generously offered to bring some heavy duty clearing equipment to get rid of the spammers.

        Here’s an example of the SpaMasticator in action:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP68cTQAmoA (have patience during the dramatic introduction)

        The SpaMasticator is so effective that even Nicole is considering using it to clear the back yard jungle of her latest Detroit project.

        Thank you, anonymous donor. DIY and Scripps, are you listening??
         
        Posts: 1923 | Registered: Oct 06, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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        I like it. Enough to bump it ahead of our most recent spam attempt.


        Jaybee
         
        Posts: 10339 | Location: Knoxville, Tennessee | Registered: Sep 27, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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        again


        Jaybee
         
        Posts: 10339 | Location: Knoxville, Tennessee | Registered: Sep 27, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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        persistent little beggars


        Jaybee
         
        Posts: 10339 | Location: Knoxville, Tennessee | Registered: Sep 27, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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        The SpaMasticator driver made the same observation. His machine wipes them out, but more of them keep popping up. He thinks he might have to get some new blades if they keep reappearing like zombies. And maybe the Spam Forest will have to be renamed the Zombie Forest, or maybe the Zombie Spam Forest.

        We're thinking maybe they're mutants, like GMO seeds...like Genetically Modified Spammers??

        Brought out some pizza as he thinks he might be working all night to get rid of them.
         
        Posts: 1923 | Registered: Oct 06, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
        Picture of GardenSprite
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        Bringing forth the hard working equipment to help clear out the latest growth of spam.
         
        Posts: 1923 | Registered: Oct 06, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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